Dear Mike,

I dont hate you and I dont think you have cause me a lot of pain, I just figured you were the closest to it so here you go!  You are a liar, and not even a good liar.  You tried so hard to be Mr. Playa Playa and got busted every single time. *cue Antoine Dodson* you are dumb, you are so dumb!  Anyway, I’m glad I didnt marry you, I would be stuck with the child support that you are currently dodging by moving to Ohio. I wish you all the best….sexually transmitted diseases. 🙂


Happy to have dodged that bullet.